Nick, Dylan, and Patrick recap episode 4 of The Bachelor. Series veteran Christian Bishop is in studio for the 2nd half of the show, and takes a surprise Face Time current contestant and Corinne rival, Taylor.

In this episode, we talk about the unjust elimination of the wonderful Hailey as well as what rock bottom looks like for The Backstreet Boys. AND! DR VENUS IS IN THE HOUSE! While on call, this reality television vet peels back the layers of the sweet Vidalia onion that is The Bachelor. We also chat with her about Satanism and why she's not the biggest "fan." 

On today’s show Nick, Patrick, and Dylan talk about whether or not Lacey is Corrine’s Iago or Corrine’s Zazu, because as Anette Bening so famously said, “it’s all about perspective bro.” The guys then jump into Danielle M’ fairytale date with Nick all while listening to Patrick project his evil motives onto her. Finally, they chat about the dangers of having a brick dropped on your head from two stories above. Turns out, it can really mess you up.

Patrick, Nick and Dylan kick off the first episode of Another Bachelor Pod by highlighting the evolution that Nick's jawline and abdominals have gone through over the past two years. What a transformation. They then segue perfectly into Patrick's weariness of The Bachelor and his probably mentally handicapped sister. The guys then dive in, much like a dolphin or a shark, to the contestants, as we learn about the seedy underbelly of the OC and what that filthy Québécois made her children do when the cameras were around. Picks are then locked in for the first ever annual inaugural Bachelor Draft.